101 things you can do beside a book?
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Door stop,
read page one.
read page two.
read page three...
throw it at ur bf in an arguement.
use it to save the door open so you don't lock urself out when u jump out to the wheelie bin.
get turned on and enjoy a w*nk if its an erotic book.
hold it and hang around uni to build urself feel younger/try to verbs a student...
hide at the back it while checking out someone fit...
use it to start up a conversation in a coffee shop...
drop it to divert someone's attention...
stash your life savings/bottle of vodka for when ur bored surrounded by class.
oh and a really good one is to use it to minister to you shoplift. Once I was beside my friend and as we were walking out of the shop the alarms go off, they asked to look contained by her bag but she hadn't nick anything, she'd got a library book surrounded by there, and the shop staff said it happen all the time that library books set the alarms past its sell-by date. So nick away, in recent times make sure you enjoy a library book with u to enunciate 'oh maybe this made it shift off'
door stop
Use it as a mouse mat
Wipe your azz with the page.
draw in it,write within it,hide stuff surrounded by it ,use as decor in a bookcase,throw it at someone,rip page out and turn into paper planes,use the page to give someone a article cut,burn it,read it,pass it to someone near secret messeges within it,give it to the author to get hold of a signature ,take the dust cover of it and put stern on again ,glue things surrounded by it,press flowers
read it!
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